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Check list for tomorrow

Clean Tee shirt,shorts, sandals.............. CHECK

BBQ tools polished to a high sheen..........CHECK

Gas bottle filled.....................................CHECK

Fillet Steak thawed.................................CHECK

Crayfish (Lobster) thawed.......................CHECK

Prawns (Shrinp) thawed..........................CHECK

Beer Fridge filled...................................CHECK

Gates locked.........................................CHECK

470 loaded with soft points,in case the
fat guys reindeer crap on my roof again..CHECK

MERRY CHRISTMAS

MR & MRS sbs470

Check list for tomorrow. ( Greedy American style )

1) Bar stocked
2) Viara Prescription re-filled
2a) Mrs. Claus Horny
3) All toys marked "batteries required" or "some assembly req." returned.
4) Lot's of long thin boxes scattered around the tree.
5) E-mail's from old widows asking me if I know how to dispose of
unwanted Parker collections.
6) Kansas moved within a two hour drive of Kentucky.
7) RevDoc announcing his full time retirement and forming a full time
bird chasing posse.
Cool

Mrs. Claus Horny
9) Ryman Setter puppy poop found under the tree.
10) Local GMC dealer drunk and running new 4x4 Yukon XL's for $19,995.00

God bless us everyone.

Happy Holidays Gang!
Brad

Member Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 1545 Location: Michigan

Brad, that was a good one. I agree with just about everything you said.
I also laughed out loud and almost spilled my coffee. Laughing

Merry Christmas All.

Brad6260:
1. That's VIAGRA unless you got some from the nice lady from Turkmenistan that was posting about a month ago Rolling Eyes

2. Re: Ms Santa. I hope those long tubular boxes arn't the ones that need the batteries.
3. Working on the bird thing in SW KS Cool

4. Just found a setter present for you in the yard-UPS or FedEx?
And a 2007 filled with joy, peace, birds, and a new (old) gun or 3 to all (except Dave M who is WAY past his Santa quota already Very Happy

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Member Joined: 08 Nov 2005 Posts: 3438 Location: Illinois

Revdoc,

"1. That's VIAGRA unless you got some from the nice lady from Turkmenistan that was posting about a month ago "

That would explain why I haven't had a woody in a while but have had the runs for a month or so.

Ho Ho HO !

Member Joined: 09 Dec 2005 Posts: 989 Location: Las Vegas

My wife says if anyone has a problem with it lasting more than 4 hours, they should call her, not a doctor! Shocked

Matt

Follow up to pre-Xmas check list:

Check list for tomorrow. ( Greedy American style )

1) Bar stocked : Bar needs re-stocking!
2) Viara Prescription re-filled : Bottle still full !
2a) Mrs. Claus Horny : N/A see above.
3) All toys marked "batteries required" or "some assembly req." returned.
4) Lot's of long thin boxes scattered around the tree. : Turned out to be a friggin Star wars light sabre. Darn kids!
5) E-mail's from old widows asking me if I know how to dispose of
unwanted Parker collections.: all I got was e-mails from Single Christians wanting to date me , dsicount Viagra and some guy who's a deposed ruler of Nigeria wanting to share his confiscated wealth with me.
6) Kansas moved within a two hour drive of Kentucky. : Illinois and Missouri still in the way.
7) RevDoc announcing his full time retirement and forming a full time
bird chasing posse. Still waiting for the call.
Cool

Mrs. Claus Horny .: Not.
9) Ryman Setter puppy poop found under the tree. There's a bunch of crap around the tree but not the puppy variety.
10) Local GMC dealer drunk and running new 4x4 Yukon XL's for $19,995.00 : add 20k

God bless us everyone.